Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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