everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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