Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
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oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize