Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
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Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
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