your parents love me but you hate me
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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