My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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