Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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