Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
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And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing