In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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