Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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