Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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