i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
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