He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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