when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
She's the barista slut.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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