Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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