I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Barsexuality is the new black.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
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Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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