how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
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I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
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Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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