Only a mothe r could love this liver
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
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We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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