You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I want to have your abortion
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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