Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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