god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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