When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Someone came in the potted fern
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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