If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
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Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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