Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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