whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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