Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
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