I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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