You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
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Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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