He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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