We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
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