I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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