question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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