The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I stole a fireplace last night.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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