She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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