'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
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We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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