I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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