yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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