i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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