Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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