She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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