what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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