dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
