You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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