; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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