god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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