And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
