By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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