I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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