i just made my gag reflex go away.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Randomize
