i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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