Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
There r osticjed everywhere
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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