Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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